To be loved, cherished, and needed is part of human nature. Or so it was once said, billions of years ago, before the profitable and enticing business of escorting came around. Nowadays, it seems to be more of a hassle to have a S/O (significant other), than to NOT have one. Sure, some days you have a hollow feeling in the pit of your chest...but that’s what sites like EroticMonkey are for! To fill that hole right up. Let’s get right into why I think escorts will always triumph over having a S/O any day of the week.

First off, money. The escort market in Los Angeles and Manhattan, a top-notch escort costs about $600-$700. And when I saw “top-notch”, I’m not using that term loosely. The girls you get for that price range will literally have you spewing your baby-batter all over the place, just by glancing at them once. These are the girls you dream about, but know will never happen. The girls out of your league, the ones that made fun of the girls that made fun of YOU in highschool. Angels in human flesh. And for that price, you get do whatever you want with them, for an hour. Sure that seems like a lot of money, but compared to having an S/O...where you pay for food, materialistic goods (ie. expensive bags and heels), spending nights out, having kids, giving them money to go out...the list is endless. While you might pay $600-$700 a month for an hour of fun, having an S/O will easily run you double per month, depending on her greed. Isn’t it cheaper just to have your monthly fill with the woman of your dreams, than to spend the whole month worrying about how you’re going to pay your next mortgage bill on the house that your S/O picked out, because she thought it was “pretty”?

Second...privacy. I’ve got a few friends who’ve been married for quite some time now...and all they ever complain to me on our Friday nights at the bar, over some well-brewed beers, is the lack of space. They feel suffocated, never able to have their own free time to enjoy their own hobbies. One of them recently got into a fight, because his wife wouldn’t stop nagging about how his hobbies were too “childish”. If a man is paying for all the bills, putting food on the table, and putting clothes on your back, imho, I think it’s okay to have “childish” hobbies, don’t you? With escorts you’ll never find yourself cornered like a rat, and you’ll be able to live the life you want to, without any restriction or limits. No need to worry about hiding special texts to and from your escort from the prying and curious eyes of your S/O. You can stop chain-lying, which means you no longer have the need to remember each and every lie. You don’t have to have an alibi for every time you go out. No one is demanding money from you on a daily basis, and putting the pressures of wanting “better things in life” whether it be for you, or for her. Escorts are here to just pleasure you, and then they disappear into thin air, after granting your wish, like magical genies in a bottle.

Third, passion. Or the lack of. For those of you that have been in a long-term relationship, you know that the fire burns out. The spark you once felt for her has long been diminished, and can be too difficult to rekindle. This is never the case with escorts. Sure, it’s because you can’t afford to see her every single day, but it’s like the saying, “Distance makes the heart grow fonder.” I always getting butterflies in my stomach, and my heart thumps out of my chest every time my appointment with my escort gets near. I can’t sleep at night, like a child on Christmas Eve. When’s the last time you felt that way about your S/O?

Fourth...variety. Do you guys enjoy eating the same food everyday, or going to your job to do the same work every time? No, no one does. Because routine is boring, and spontaneity is always more entertaining. Same thing goes for pussy. No one wants to fuck one pussy for too long, right? You get tired of it, and at times, even your hand does a more effective job, for a lot less work required. With escorts, things never get old. You get all different kinds of women, ranging from the gorgeous Caucasian escorts, to the sexy and fiery Latinas, or the sassy and lively Ebony escorts. Then you have my favorites, the Asian escorts...they always find a way to “kink” things up a notch for me! There’s never a dull moment in the escort world!